28 Jan, Partridge, Singleton & West Dean Forest (9-13)
8 brave souls followed Dobbie - Tonka, Strangely Brown, Slumpy, Big Ring, Daisy, Captain Frackbladder, Chuffy, Smashie, - Dobbie bringing the total up to 9 riders.
Some brown “gue” variously described as “thin and slippy; limey slimy; post-vindaloo; sloppy; thick and sloppy; thicky sloppy grippy; sloppy slumpy (!) on the wetty” (sic – as reported to the RM – what were you all on in the pub?).
So, maybe better as a summer ride?
A menu of excuses if challenged on a bridleway signposted as a footpath:
I’m asserting my easement
I’ve got God’s permission
I’m digging for oil
I’ve been reincarnated as Jesus
I’ve got the corona virus and I own the land (if you are Dobbie).
13 miles of points for the 'Singleton 9':
1 x T-shirt point for all the above except Strangely Brown, Smashie and Dobbie.
1 x meal point for all the above except Dobbie.
1 x RM point for Dobbie.
Peace out - Dobbie x