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3 Feb 2026 Fox runs up yer Trouser leg
Dearest SHABI’s. Fox runs up yer Trouser leg Well goodness gracious – another blog! What is going on I hear you ask – is this new AI productivity tools revolutionising blog production? – well read on decide for yourself. The weather forecast was for dry sunny weather and the RM, Smashie, has warned of dusty conditions and the application of high factor sun cream to all parts of the body recommended. Yours Truly (YT) arrived in the car park outside the Fox Runs Free (FRF) a

LBD
Feb 104 min read


The last ride from the Hinton Arms
The Following BLOG was brought to you by BinkyChat - (more Ay'up, than AI): Dearest SHABI’s. The last ride from the Hinton Arms Well its been a while since the last blog with yours truly suffering from writers block in a big way. Thankfully the application of a strong enema up the back passage, along with electroshock therapy to the genital area, has stimulated an unblocking of the blockage and hence the normal blogging service will henceforth be resumed. It is indeed a somb

LBD
Jan 306 min read






09 July 2024 Arundel Castle
Dear SHABI’s When you are in your dotage and your personal care assistant has finished putting on your incontinence pad and putting on...

LBD
Aug 9, 20246 min read


11 June, Midhurst, 12 Miles
Dear SHABI’s A welcome return to Midhurst at special request of Slumpy who wanted to do the “ride we did before but in reverse”. After a...

LBD
Jun 17, 20246 min read


4 June, Hinton Ampner
Dearest SHABI’s. So it was back to Hinton Ampner and the Hinton Arms and the scene of the Bunny Murder which occurred on our last...

LBD
Jun 7, 20246 min read


Wales May 2024
Dearest SHABI’s, So the greatly anticipated day arrives and everyone has read the 83 pages of instruction from the Master of Ceremonies,...

LBD
Jun 3, 202410 min read


30 April, Midhurst
Dearest SHABI’s. It was a fair to middling ride but before we talk about the ride there is an IMPORTANT SHABI ANNOUNCEMENT As Temporary...

LBD
May 8, 20244 min read


23 April 2024, The Hinton Arms
Dearest SHABI’s. Another gripping tale from our own true life crime writer and modern disciple of Sir Conan Doyle’s Sherlock Homes –...

LBD
Apr 29, 20245 min read


20 Feb 23, Green Dragon
As the clock ticked past 17:30 yesterday afternoon, I was anxiously sitting in a meeting in Southampton. You know, one of those meetings...

LBD
Feb 27, 20245 min read


6 Feb 2024, Bluebell, Dockenfield
Dearest SHABI’s. In the usual tradition, LBD and Faff were nominated to RM this week’s ride in accordance with rule 8 subsection 3 part...

LBD
Feb 22, 20246 min read




Salisbury Plain, 5 Aug 2023
Dearest SHABI’s A factual report on the recent Tour De Salisbury Plain. Form EXB54B was dutifully filled in and posted 1st class to God...

LBD
Oct 18, 20237 min read


4 Oct, The Spur, Arundel
Dearest SHABI’s To anyone who asked, Smashie was adamant that he was a perfectly normal human being – thankyou. Nevertheless, he...

LBD
Oct 13, 20236 min read


7th Feb - Victoria Inn, West Marden
11 riders - 13 miles Pre-ride sheningans Apologies for absence: This week Faff was mostly ill with no symptoms. And TSJ lost his car or...

LBD
Apr 18, 20232 min read


28 Feb, Red Lion Chalton
Dear Shaggers, Firstly an apology. Whilst attending a Cock rence in a former Soviet Republic last week on; ‘Paving Driveways for Tsars...

LBD
Mar 15, 20233 min read


14 Feb 23 – Valentines day from Midhurst
Dearest SHABI’s Its only once in a lifetime that anyone is privileged to experience the dawn of a truly momentous change in our society....

LBD
Feb 28, 20237 min read


24 Jan, freezing Zip wire
Jan 24th, below freezing & Zip wire Shabi Ride. So, I'm sunning myself on a beach (improving on, and living up to, my appointed Shabi...

LBD
Feb 7, 20234 min read


03 Jan 23 – The fox runs up yer trouser leg
Dearest SHABI’s Once again British customer service was at its best with a long and complicated phone call to make arrangements for with...

LBD
Jan 12, 20234 min read
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